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summary - Jake deals with the consequences of standing you up when you start talking to Dr. Neil.

warnings - New Girl au, fluff, angst, slowburn, language, Jake being a jealous baby, brief mention of drugs, brief mention of drinking, I added outfit links but you can imagine whatever you would like

this series is 18+, minors please do not interact

word count - 4.6k

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“Those poor boys”

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“She deserves to be punished too.”

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“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

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“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

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“She put herself in harm’s way”

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“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

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“She ruined their lives.”

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“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

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“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

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“Boys will be boys!”

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“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

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Cannot not reblog.

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

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Originally posted by gamorasnebula

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

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boy am i glad this has so many notes

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

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“He should’ve enjoyed it.”

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“She must’ve lead him on.”

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“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

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“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

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“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

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Originally posted by rageripper

“Women can’t rape because…”

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Originally posted by rageripper

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

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Originally posted by rageripper

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

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Originally posted by rageripper

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

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Originally posted by rageripper

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

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Originally posted by hawkwoman

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

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Originally posted by hawkwoman

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

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Originally posted by hawkwoman

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

I love this post!

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

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Originally posted by bevioletskies

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

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Originally posted by bevioletskies

“Oral isn’t rape.”

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Originally posted by bevioletskies

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

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Originally posted by bevioletskies

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

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Originally posted by bevioletskies

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

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Originally posted by bevioletskies

A good post

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

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I like that people included male rape victims as well! This is a good post

“They shouldn’t have gone out with someone they met online.”

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Originally posted by dezuechelon

always always reblog

This is amazing as a two time survivor it’s fucking time to hear this shit debunked! Hate has no place!

Can not not reblog. 

Australian Mammals that you didn’t know existed

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You hear a lot about Kangaroos and Koalas and such, so I thought I’d post some animals that are unknown to lots of people, even some Aussies don’t realise we have them. Sadly most of these are on the endagered species list.

Also some fun facts added so you can have an idea of how awesome they are.

Quolls

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Considered Australia’s ‘native cat’ these guys are carnivorous marsupials and have the ability to bite through bone.
‘Quoll’ is an Aboriginal term meaning tiger cat (although they have spots not stripes so I think we translated wrong)
If you find an animal that has been killed an turning inside out, it’s probably been eaten by a Quoll. These guys use their nimble hands to get to the yummy meat and bones and avoid all the fur, very clever!
4 species; Eastern Quoll, Spotted-Tailed Quoll (or Tiger Quoll), Western Quoll (or chuditch) and Northern Quoll. ranging in size from 25cm to 75 cm long.

Kultarr

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Cute little insect eaters, again a marsupial. Can move at speeds of around 13km/hr. Only about 10cm long.
So damn cute, look at that tail!

Bettongs

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Marsupial. Of which there are 5 species (and at least another 2 extinct); Eastern Bettong, Boodie, Woylie, Northern Bettong and Rufous Rat-Kangaroo (or Rufous Bettong).
They seem to get along well with wombats, where I work they enter the wombat exhibits of a night to share their food.

Bilby

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Marsupial. There was once 2 species of Bilby, sadly the Lesser Bilby became extinct in the 1950s and the Greater Bilby is greatly endangered.
In the same family as Bandicoots.
Omnivores with backwards facing pouches (as they dig a lot this stops dirt getting in their pouch).
Australian’s know these guys through the story of the Easter Bilby. Rabbits are considered a major reason for their decrease in numbers as they eat all the food and out-breed the Bilbies.

Numbat

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Marsupial. Aka the banded anteater or Walpurti.
Mainly eats termites.
Emblem of Western Australia. Up to 45cm long.
One of the few marsupials that are diurnal (active of a day).
Eats up to 20,000 termites each day.
Estimated population of less than 1000.

Grey-Headed Flying Fox

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Aka Fruit Bat. Placental mammal. Called a flying fox because they have a fox-like face and can fly.
Babies are called pups.
Megabat.
Wingspan of about 1m.
May travel 50kms in one night for food. Eats pollen, nectar, sap and fruit. Long distance seed distributors and plant pollenators. Each colony plants around 30,000 trees a night. Without these guys we don’t have any of our lovely bush and ecosystem that we all rely on.
Have very good eyesight and no echolocation.

Greater Stick-Nest Rat

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Placental mammal.
Up to 26cm long.
Don’t have a ratty face.
Were extinct on the mainland but through breeding programs have been re-introduced.
Herbivores.
Chew branches to length and weave them together to make a nest which can be up to 1m high and 1.5m wide.

Other unknown Australian Mammals you can look up:

Antechinus
Pygmy Possum
Feathertail Glider (smallest glider in the world)
Southern Ningaui
Greater Glider
Potoroos
Pademelons
Eastern False Pipistrelle

Sadly lots of these could go extinct in our lifetime, and people haven’t even had the chance to really get to appreciate them yet.
**PS the Koala is also in danger of becoming extinct in the wild

These are just digivolutions of mice, nice try Australia.

Sometimes instead of an Easter bunny we say we have an Easter Bilby. You may also like:

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Quokkas :3

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“ 2jp:
“ coke-hoe-nyt-crab:
“me every friday night
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is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside
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is this who now
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insectcure:
“ 2jp:
“ coke-hoe-nyt-crab:
“me every friday night
”
is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside
”
is this who now
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coke-hoe-nyt-crab:

me every friday night

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

is this who now

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